I'm not very fussy when it comes to my hair. Usually. But I like looking older than 11, so that I can buy beer. And despite all the gayness I like looking vaguely female, too. Right now, though, I look like a four year old boy. With breasts (which just makes it more awkward.)
I haven't been this unhappy with a haircut since that girl with the pink hair used a hair straightener on me and dyed my fringe blond.
I wish it was Christmas and Santa would bring me hair restorer. I wish I owned more hats. Maybe I'll just shave it all off and get a tattoo on the back of my head. Suggestions?
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